Funny Flirting Quotes and Pick Up Lines

Flirting is a form of communication that may involve a combination of verbal skills and nonverbal cues. In some cases, it is an attempt to spark a connection to gauge if the other party is interested. For those who are already in a relationship, flirtation is the spice that keeps the relationship interesting. Flirting messages are usually intentionally vague, loaded with double meaning, and edged with wicked humor. Try out a few examples from this compilation of flirty messages, pick up lines and jokes that can be adapted to suit the occasion.

Funny Flirty Pick Up Lines - Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?

20 Funny Flirty Pick Up Lines that Will Get Your Man to Text Back

  • My horoscope said there’s a tall, dark, and handsome man in my future. The future starts in two hours.
  • Special prize (wink, wink) if you can guess what I’m wearing right now. Prize may be claimed at 9 PM tonight. Offer good for five minutes.
  • Would you like to know a secret? This one is guaranteed to shake up your life.
  • It’s cold outside tonight. Wanna share some body heat?
  • Nothing eases the Monday doldrums quicker than a smile from you.
  • You make Mondays feel like Friday nights. Would you like to pretend that today is a Friday?
  • Show and tell time: Show me what you’re wearing, and I’ll tell you 10 ways you could wear it better.
  • You could be kissing me instead of missing me. Do I have to send a map?
  • Studies have shown that human touch is one of the best natural healing solutions for a variety of afflictions. Do you make house calls?

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

  • You know what’s better than watching the same moon from different rooftops? Watching the same moon from the same rooftop and sharing a glass of wine.
  • Quick, look at your keypad. Are U and I together? Your move, genius.
  • My momma always told me to follow my dreams. Guess who I’m following for the rest of my life?
  • I just called 911 to report an emergency. It had something to do with stolen hearts and broken hearts.
  • By any chance, is this the day your mom hands out blank applications for highly qualified daughters-in-law?
  • Science fact: It would be a crime to waste your genetic material. Proof: Call me.
  • I was creating characters for this short story I’m writing, and I just realized that my first name with your last name makes an exquisite combination. I wonder what the character should look like?
  • Scientific fact: Opposites attract. That must be why I’m so drawn to you.
  • Do you still remember what it’s like to have butterflies in your stomach? That’s how I feel right now waiting for you to call.
  • Brainteaser: If I’m in my bed, and you’re in your bed, which one of us is in the wrong place?
  • Chris Hemsworth is gorgeous. Chris Hemsworth is Thor. Chris Hemsworth is not you.

Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that!

20 Funny Pick Up for Girls.  Flirty Quotes to Text or Say to Her

  • My boss advised me to think positive all the time. So, I think of you all the time.
  • It’s not that I hate love songs. It’s just that every love song reminds me of you.
  • Why would you settle for Mr. Right when Mr. Perfectly Right is sitting here waiting to be recognized?
  • My dad warned me to never fall for the supermodel types. Why would I when I know I have a chance to make it with Supergirl?
  • If being a good person is its own reward, what do the naughty ones get?
  • Home is not a place. It’s a person. You are my home.
  • I can predict my cause of death: drowning. I will drown in the depths of your beautiful blue eyes.
  • If you’re feeling tired all the time, do net fret. It is not MS or any modern malady. It’s just that you have been running through my mind all day and all night.

Funny Flirty Quotes - I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

  • Your smile lights up my world. Would you consider a permanent position as a light source?
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the sun rises in the west, right?
  • I know what I missed out on today – you looking hot on the first day of summer. Thank goodness summer is a whole season.
  • Guess what I’m wearing—the smile you gave me last night.
  • Here’s to a day with no traffic jams, so you can get back sooner to me.
  • Work is so dull today. Care to come and save me before I expire from lack of inspiration?
  • Nothing lasts forever, they said. Let’s be each other’s nothing so we can be forever.
  • If I had a muffin every time I thought of you, I would be a muffin top by now.
  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m writing silly phrases, and it’s all because of you.
  • You looked smashing today. I didn’t see you, but I am sure you looked smashing as you always do.
  • I always laughed at my old aunts, who had an obsession with angels. Now I understand.
  • Reminder: I exist, and I adore you. Correction: I exist to adore you.

 

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